2.
Translation:
NEMI: Deep eyes... Beautiful muscles... Cold beer... kind... funny... Good musical tastes...
GUY: Do you know: I've Manchester United's tattoo on my penis!
NEMI: May Day! May Day!!!
GUY: Do you want to see it?
NEMI: What did I do in a past life to deserve this?!?
3.
Translation:
(In original comic guy1 and guy2 don't have line)
GUY1: Do you know about that metalhead last night?
GUY2: Dude! People are crazy!
NEMI: Are you talking about me?!?
CYAN: They're talking about you?
NEMI: I don't know, but just in case...